a day in the hospital....

yeah.....i spent a day in the hospital....why????how did it happenned???

i heard 3 loud voices downstrairs sceaming and yelling.....i opened the door n rushed my way down.....the clumsy me tripped n fell at the stairs.....knocked my head twice at the stairs edge..... n i started feeling giddy n the next thing i know.....a blackout.....i fainted.......for like maybe 3 to 4 seconds.......my freaking out sister tried to hold me up....but she was tooooooo freaked out( i supposed) that she screamed for my mom n let go of the half conscious me......*bang* hit the floor again......its either she is too stupid or she just wanna kill me so she can own all my things.....

when i regain my conscious again.....i can hear mom n granny screaming.....

mom: ask an ambulance here...
granny: *rubbing my head* r u ok?
mom: ah xing, ah fai.....get the car keys.....
sister: *crying* pan ah....pain or not??? don scare me lar....

me: everyone.....shut up.....ur voice is killing me.....

then my mom fetched me to the hospital.....i walked in to the emergency myself.....

nurses : *turn n looked at me* yes???
me : err....i knocked my head and fainted for a while just now....
nurses : *shock* come lie down on the bed!!!!!


nurse 1: *checking my head...flipping through my hair....pressing on the scalp* is it pain here?
me : no...
nurse 1: here? (press again)
me : no.....
nurse 1: here? (press harder)
me : (thinking u trying to kill me is it??) yess!!!
nurse 2: i think there is a hole here....

me in my little head : shit..........................dun lar scare me....i dun wanna shave bald n i hate stitches.....

so i was sent to the ward n i spent the night there.....
couldnt sleep the whole night.....looking here and there.....scary shit.....

the next morning...vincent came.....sit there.....do nothing.....tried to sleep on my bed....but i pushed him down.....cos he is a guy n so many pairs of eyes are looking......then we went out for char koay teow.....mua ha ha ha h ah

then mei came.......she slept on my bed.....wore my patient tag......went down to the canteen.....mei actually said " hmm....i love hospial's food".........the ahpek who make coffe is lke slow motion one leh....waited so long for our drinks....he is there to inflick heart attacks so the hospital can earn more is it????

went up to the ward again to wait for my dr.supion......he was having a neuro surgery.....so i waited till 5pm.....
when dr.supion came in " lee yuannn pinnn???"
me n the bed with me.....bounced up n raised my hand "me ! me ! me!"
he must think my head injuries is pretty serious.....he he....
he just ask me a few questions n he discharge me.....huh...didnt even do the *finger....roll eyeball* thingy......i practiced the eyeball moving a few times....cheh....waste my effort nia....

bestie had to "lok" card cos it cost me rm1500 to spend a night there n to let the doctor to ask me like err4 questions???? wow....
i think i wanna run a hospital next time......
still i wonder why most of the doctors are so rich yet so kiam siap....